this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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