Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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