I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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