: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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