with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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