you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
this hospital has no fireball
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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