Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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