i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
