the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
