What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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