My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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