I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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