Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No subtext here. People are naked.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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