Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
zippers are such a cool invention
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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