Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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