we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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