What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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