"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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