I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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