i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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