problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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