And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
