I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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