you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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