After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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