So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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