You really coming over, don't trick.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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