Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There's always time for handjobs
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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