Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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