is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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