can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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