wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Of course I have a pirate flag
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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