Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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