i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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