Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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