Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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