Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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