Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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