That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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