I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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