PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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