one might say we're banned from that church
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
