it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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