I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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