after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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