And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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