so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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