If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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