idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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