Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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