i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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