Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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