You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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