as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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