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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.

(757): View more from Virginia

you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.

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(567): View more from Ohio

Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.

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