Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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